Step 1: Stop reading this tumblr and go do something productive.

mitaknight:

theboywhofangirled:

dw24179:

fartbeats:

thneedz:

milesjai:

This track here is not a song, nor a tune. It is a sound. A sound compiled by satanists in the early 12th century to open a door to hell to willingly given their souls to Lucifer. A sound used in 13th centure Europe during Excorisms to open the gates of hell in order to send the demon within someone back to its origins. This track is a danger to play for when it opens the gates of hell, it allows demons to enter wherever you are. Play at your own risk!!! There are certain “safe” zone where this track will not play at all and these zones are usually holy places such as churches where demons would not dare to lurk.

Truly horrifying.

OK ONE DAY IM GOING TO WORK UP THR COURAGE TO LISTEN TO THIS

should i play it I’m honestly scared

maybe some day i will play this

today is not that day

I pissed

I guess that makes my TF2 video one of the seven videos that will end the earth

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blazehedgehog:

I saw this one hit the TSSZ news tip inbox and was not entirely sure if I should post it, but it seems like nobody else on the team has picked it up and posted it, either. That’s probably for a few different reasons, but I’m not privy to the exact reason at this time (simply because I haven’t bothered to ask).

But basically, to catch you up: Somebody keeps posting on 4chan under the name “Wentos the Traveling Salesman”. He posts rumors on upcoming Sonic games and depending on how you interpret what he says, he’s actually been fairly on the nose. Of course, people will tell you that if you interpret Nostradamus correctly, he predicted 9/11. That being said, this Wentos guy apparently called out Sonic Generations by name prior to its official announcement, so whatever. But that would also be the only time he’s ever done that - usually he’s very vague about the information he dishes out, which is where the “interpretation” factor comes in.

He apparently dropped by to dispense a bunch of new information regarding a game he calls “Sonic Excursion”, supposedly due for announcement very soon. Some of it follows below.

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adriofthedead:

durnesque-esque:

screwedtimelord:

theglassisfullyempty:

GUYS

THE JFK LIBRARY IS ALSO ON FIRE

AND A INCENDIARY DEVICE HAS BEEN FOUND AT THE UMASS LIBRARY (X)

SPREAD THE WORD, THIS IS A PLANNED ATTACK. 

EVERYONE PLEASE SPREAD THIS AROUND PLEASE 

JFK Library was an unrelated fire started in a mechanical room according to NESN on twitter

PLEASE DO NOT SPREAD FEAR MONGERING.

JFK Library was an unrelated fire started in a mechanical room according to NESN on twitter

PLEASE DO NOT SPREAD FEAR MONGERING.

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suppermariobroth:

In the true spirit of Christmas, Mario and his gang couldn’t care less about the homeless children outside their window and instead wallow in decadence.

suppermariobroth:

In the true spirit of Christmas, Mario and his gang couldn’t care less about the homeless children outside their window and instead wallow in decadence.

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nikitomuchachos:

Let’s play “Will Nik finish this?”

I’m halfway through drawing Tab/Corn though hahaha

Based on that iPod CM everyone and their grandmas have seen

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mitaknight:

A request sketch for missingno1 over at datstream. the Sam and Max dicks were my personal touch.

Anyway thanks for watching me suck at Serious Sam and draw shit while listening to vore fanfics

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genderrodriguez:

and they dont stop comin.mp3

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subspacetsundere:

having feelings that you know are dumb

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being upset at yourself for having feelings that you know are dumb

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